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I am currently staring at mom and trying to get chicken.

I cant go play with Lenore because she has all these midget kittie friends - and she might try to scar me. Cant risk my good looks, it makes hanging out with lady friends difficult now.

I am licking myself and you can't see me.

I am currently hogging the ENTIRE BED.

Thats what mom gets for the other night. She moved to kiss me, knocking me off the edge. I swung at her so I could either take her down with me, or slap her as I went - but I missed and landed flat on my ass. She said it was an accident. Boo!

Lenore is all pregnant...

Eh.

Mom is trying to "resocialize me" because for a while there she only saw me when I wanted in our out of the house or garage for food reasons. Now she makes me sleep on the bed with her at night. Im getting used to it. I even asked to be let in the room today so I could nap. I forgot how comfortable my bed and my mommy are.

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I forgot about this.

Lets seee..... after living in that place far away for a while we moved again. Im still with my mom, don't worry.

When I got out of prison...I mean...the shelter, we lived in this place that had lots of room to play in and lots birds to torment.

Then this one guy came over and he had two cats. One of them was named Felix, he was a scaredy cat - but after hanging out with me for a while I found out he was pretty chill. He had a younger sister named Lenore, who is also black. Shes fucking psycho - I dunno what to say.

Then we moved into this big house with that guy who owns the kitties. I thought we were visiting, I didnt think I was going to have to share my mom with other kitties - WTF....

But I got used to it, and we would hang out and stuff.

It was going good for a while - then Felix went for a stroll and never came back. I miss my buddy.

His crazy ass sister had to go and get herself pregnant. WTF? how did she manage that. It wasn't me I swear - im like...mutilated....leave me alone.

Current Mood: lazy

So like many people I forget to update my livejournal. Its nearly impossible from where I live now.

Mom moved out of the house early last february and I hadn't seen her much.

One day I was walking around and some mean people trapped me and sent me to the animal shelter. I had never been so scared in my life! Then four days later mom came and picked me up and drove me in the car to a new house where I live in the garage now.

So new house a nd got my mom back!

I am such a spazz.

Wooo....

Mom came over so we could make-out.

Someone sent me a thing to join a "kitties taking over the world" community. But my mom did a a retard moment and deleted it!!!!!! Send it again?

Well, mom moved out of the house almost a month ago now.

Theres no furniture in my room, and people tell mom that when shes gone I often walk around the house looking for her. They tend to lock me in the room with no furniture a lot. Thats very boring.

Sometimes mom comes over and we take cat naps together and she brings me treats. She never stays long enough, and I try to follow her around to make her stay.

Its really sad U_U, but she promises me that shes going to come back for me someday and we will go away *together.*

Today was not fun. I got stuck inside of a cardboard box and taken to the vet where we had to wait in line with hundreds of dogs for like to hours to get my rabies shot. The box didn't hold my weight so mom ended up having to hold me heavy butt, and I don't like to be held. The shot itself didn't hurt so bad, and the ride in the car home was kind of fun. I sat in mom's lab and watched the street stuff wizz past.

" You are the bestest kitty anyone could ever have. I love you so much, I don't know what I would do without you."

~My mommah

I'm just going to ignore that.

Edited my friends list and realized that Kathleen was still on there. Woopsay...fixed that.

Mom bought me a handsome yellow collar, with a small jingly bell. My identification tag is yellow and matches (she did not know that when she bought it), and now she can't loose me in the house...and giggles everytime I try to scratch my head because I sound cute.

Current Mood: artistic

For all you kitties out there...

Join Suicide Cats!

You can show yourselves off and stuff.
http://www.livejournal.com/community/suicide_cats/

Mom found me like the next day, but kept forgetting to let me on to update this mess.

Heres some pictures though for all my livejournal lady friends:



You know you want some of this for christmas :P









Mom thinks its cool that I pose for the camera and stuff.

Things have been crazy around here for me. First off the fleas are back again >.<

The second thing is that the people who run the park are starting crap, and they said that I have to stay inside...and that if they see me outside they are going to trap me and send me away. Mom is trying to get me to stay inside during the day and let me out at night since no one will see me then...but I dont speak human so I dont really understand why I am being forced to stay inside all day and its driving me crazy. Things will get better though...mom is going to move in the next few months she says..and then I will have lots and lots of space to play in and will get to stay outside all day!

Current Mood: lazy

Im missing. Mom cant find me anywhere. I hope she does soon.

Charlie died yesterday. :( He was sent to live with someone else for about a month while all of the moving was going on. Within a few hours he had escaped and made it but a few blocks away from his old house when he was killed by a car. This is probably the fifth time he has been assaulted by some kind of car. Jenny laughs saying he gets to chase kitties, hadn't died a virgin...and all that..but she is really heartbroken.

r.i.p chewy man.

Mom and my Aunt went out to walk to Denny's so I followed them. They were telling me to stay inside of the park but I didn't listen, I followed them outside and towards the resteraunt. All of the cars really scared me so I went and hid under a van and they kept walking so i couldnt find them.

When they came home mom saw me waiting for her...then you know those scenes where the boy and the girl run towards each other from across the beach in slow motion? It was kind of like that. THen she was kissing me and hugging me and all that good stuff because I waited for her and didnt get lost or hurt or anything.