Kittie gone wild...

Thu, 29 Jun 2006 22:58:40 GMT

Fri, 17 Jun 2005 15:54:34 GMT

I am currently staring at mom and trying to get chicken.

I cant go play with Lenore because she has all these midget kittie friends - and she might try to scar me. Cant risk my good looks, it makes hanging out with lady friends difficult now.

Ode to the internet

Wed, 08 Jun 2005 07:07:37 GMT

I am licking myself and you can't see me.

Tue, 07 Jun 2005 11:45:44 GMT

I am currently hogging the ENTIRE BED.

Thats what mom gets for the other night. She moved to kiss me, knocking me off the edge. I swung at her so I could either take her down with me, or slap her as I went - but I missed and landed flat on my ass. She said it was an accident. Boo!

Lenore is all pregnant...

Eh.

Mom is trying to "resocialize me" because for a while there she only saw me when I wanted in our out of the house or garage for food reasons. Now she makes me sleep on the bed with her at night. Im getting used to it. I even asked to be let in the room today so I could nap. I forgot how comfortable my bed and my mommy are.

Tue, 07 Jun 2005 11:17:13 GMT

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Wed, 25 May 2005 08:54:34 GMT

This is the bast alter my mom made. It has a chalice for water, an incence thingy, some candles, a pentagram, a cool bast statue, a bast minature my step dad is going to paint, lots of different tigers eye crystals, purple tissue and glitter....

Mom likes to light candles when she is concerned about us kitties.

I think bast is pretty cool and all, being a kittie.

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Unrelated but: Do you like the statue? Pre order it from my mom! Normally 12 dollars, but she will sell pre orders at 40 percent off. How cool is that?

Woah Nelly

Wed, 25 May 2005 08:24:44 GMT

I forgot about this.

Lets seee..... after living in that place far away for a while we moved again. Im still with my mom, don't worry.

When I got out of prison...I mean...the shelter, we lived in this place that had lots of room to play in and lots birds to torment.

Then this one guy came over and he had two cats. One of them was named Felix, he was a scaredy cat - but after hanging out with me for a while I found out he was pretty chill. He had a younger sister named Lenore, who is also black. Shes fucking psycho - I dunno what to say.

Then we moved into this big house with that guy who owns the kitties. I thought we were visiting, I didnt think I was going to have to share my mom with other kitties - WTF....

But I got used to it, and we would hang out and stuff.

It was going good for a while - then Felix went for a stroll and never came back. I miss my buddy.

His crazy ass sister had to go and get herself pregnant. WTF? how did she manage that. It wasn't me I swear - im like...mutilated....leave me alone.

Oh man.

Mon, 12 Jul 2004 19:50:39 GMT

So like many people I forget to update my livejournal. Its nearly impossible from where I live now.

Mom moved out of the house early last february and I hadn't seen her much.

One day I was walking around and some mean people trapped me and sent me to the animal shelter. I had never been so scared in my life! Then four days later mom came and picked me up and drove me in the car to a new house where I live in the garage now.

So new house a nd got my mom back!

Mon, 28 Jun 2004 08:25:50 GMT

I am such a spazz.

Thu, 04 Mar 2004 22:40:32 GMT

Wooo....

Mom came over so we could make-out.

Someone sent me a thing to join a "kitties taking over the world" community. But my mom did a a retard moment and deleted it!!!!!! Send it again?

And so it goes.

Sun, 01 Feb 2004 19:49:19 GMT

Well, mom moved out of the house almost a month ago now.

Theres no furniture in my room, and people tell mom that when shes gone I often walk around the house looking for her. They tend to lock me in the room with no furniture a lot. Thats very boring.

Sometimes mom comes over and we take cat naps together and she brings me treats. She never stays long enough, and I try to follow her around to make her stay.

Its really sad U_U, but she promises me that shes going to come back for me someday and we will go away *together.*

Sun, 04 Jan 2004 03:04:36 GMT

Today was not fun. I got stuck inside of a cardboard box and taken to the vet where we had to wait in line with hundreds of dogs for like to hours to get my rabies shot. The box didn't hold my weight so mom ended up having to hold me heavy butt, and I don't like to be held. The shot itself didn't hurt so bad, and the ride in the car home was kind of fun. I sat in mom's lab and watched the street stuff wizz past.

Thu, 18 Dec 2003 04:06:52 GMT

" You are the bestest kitty anyone could ever have. I love you so much, I don't know what I would do without you."

~My mommah

Tue, 16 Dec 2003 07:53:56 GMT

I'm just going to ignore that.

Mon, 15 Dec 2003 23:05:51 GMT

Edited my friends list and realized that Kathleen was still on there. Woopsay...fixed that.

Mom bought me a handsome yellow collar, with a small jingly bell. My identification tag is yellow and matches (she did not know that when she bought it), and now she can't loose me in the house...and giggles everytime I try to scratch my head because I sound cute.

Fri, 12 Dec 2003 14:33:03 GMT

For all you kitties out there...

Join Suicide Cats!

You can show yourselves off and stuff.
http://www.livejournal.com/community/suicide_cats/

Pictures.

Fri, 12 Dec 2003 12:44:03 GMT

Mom found me like the next day, but kept forgetting to let me on to update this mess.

Heres some pictures though for all my livejournal lady friends:

You know you want some of this for christmas :P

Mom thinks its cool that I pose for the camera and stuff.

Things have been crazy around here for me. First off the fleas are back again >.<

The second thing is that the people who run the park are starting crap, and they said that I have to stay inside...and that if they see me outside they are going to trap me and send me away. Mom is trying to get me to stay inside during the day and let me out at night since no one will see me then...but I dont speak human so I dont really understand why I am being forced to stay inside all day and its driving me crazy. Things will get better though...mom is going to move in the next few months she says..and then I will have lots and lots of space to play in and will get to stay outside all day!

Fri, 05 Dec 2003 09:36:14 GMT

Im missing. Mom cant find me anywhere. I hope she does soon.

Thu, 27 Nov 2003 00:45:55 GMT

Charlie died yesterday. :( He was sent to live with someone else for about a month while all of the moving was going on. Within a few hours he had escaped and made it but a few blocks away from his old house when he was killed by a car. This is probably the fifth time he has been assaulted by some kind of car. Jenny laughs saying he gets to chase kitties, hadn't died a virgin...and all that..but she is really heartbroken.

r.i.p chewy man.

Fri, 21 Nov 2003 08:31:30 GMT

Mom and my Aunt went out to walk to Denny's so I followed them. They were telling me to stay inside of the park but I didn't listen, I followed them outside and towards the resteraunt. All of the cars really scared me so I went and hid under a van and they kept walking so i couldnt find them.

When they came home mom saw me waiting for her...then you know those scenes where the boy and the girl run towards each other from across the beach in slow motion? It was kind of like that. THen she was kissing me and hugging me and all that good stuff because I waited for her and didnt get lost or hurt or anything.

Wed, 05 Nov 2003 08:28:56 GMT

I was walking through the feshly paved streets, and was about to lick the stuff out of my paws when Jenny spotted me and saved my little life.

Mom got a cool deal at Rite Aid. Four packs of wet food (normally 69cents each), for 99 cents. So she got two four packs. Yummy!

The neighborhood bully finally won a fight...he ripped a little patch of fur off of my arm. It hurts bunches! Mom says she is going to beat him up for me! Go mom!

Sat, 25 Oct 2003 01:00:32 GMT

I sure do love sleeping on Jenny's bed.

Mon, 20 Oct 2003 01:24:04 GMT

See what a handsome kitty I am? :D

Wed, 08 Oct 2003 08:10:08 GMT

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Mom was very kindly as to get me some catnip. Catnip used to make me hop around on the floor like a bunny rabit on my hind legs. Now it just makes me all purry and cuddle. Im purry and cuddly anywhoo...I digress...

Charlie came over today. This is the first time my mom has seen him since he got run over by that truck. (No broken bones or anything....gotta be the puppy chow?)

He looks kind of depressed. He didnt even try to chase me. WTF?

<lj-user="jenjenbinks"> Finally chased the demon cat from behind us off for good methinks.

OOOOO...mom got a fish. It went in the big fishtank because she was afraid of being responsible for killing it like the carnival fish that guy you used to come over gave her. (Which Aunt Jen think I ate..WHICH I DID NOT!) Its a black goldfish...whith hammerhead shark type eyes. Yummy.

Well..Im heading out the door to go flirt with the kitties by the security building. Lates.

Mom redecorated the room. It looks like a big princess castle room or something. Not very manly. So I knocked over stuff...now its manly! Mom is very happy lately, we go for walks around the park...and she is home most of the time because she decided to go to homeschool to get ahead in all that school stuff. She may be getting a swag job that has good pay, full time hours, and benefits. Thats up in the air now. She is also on the atkins diet and is loosing weight like crazy. Its the incredible shrinking mommy!

We cuddle up at night, and she tells me how much she loves me. She tells me we are going to go away together where she wont have to worry about my safety..or family poverty..or bad memories...or stuff like that. She says she is going to make sure I have a good home somewhere where she will be able to get me back when she can if its impossible for me to go with her. Thats good to hear! The SPCA makes kitties like me sleep forever.

Mon, 29 Sep 2003 09:02:45 GMT

Looks like my plaything got a livejournal. She is jenjenbinks. She is my momma's sister!

Not much has been going on with me lately. I get into fights outside sometimes. jenjenbinks discovered that I like to go down to the gangsters house and hang out. Darn :( I got friends in high/low places though!

I am getting pretty big!

Oh in other news I GOT RID OF THAT MUTT!!!!!!!!
The park only lets us have one animal..and I was here first. So charlie had to go.

R.I.P. Chewy Man.

Im sorry Jen Jen...but it is really really nice being able to lay on the carpet and not get mauled.

My poor girl toy really misses him..so I am giving her lots of kisses and stuff.

I give my momma lots of kisses and stuff too. I dont hang out with her much during the day...but we always curl up together at night.